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Pfffft... what's with all that "she's gotta be sweet, he's gotta be kind" crap. I need none of that! THIS is the real list.

A couple of weeks ago I saw this stupid stupid stupid Sandra Bullock movie, the one where she and Nicole Kidman are witches. Well, her character, as a child, casts a spell describing the perfect man, and she makes him impossible so she'd never fall in love. So... vaguely inspired by that, I decided to do my own list :giggle: And I decided to do both boy AND girl, so as to cover any chance =P

I'm sorry if it's huge, it wouldnt have worked the same way had I posted it in two pieces. Just scroll, you lazy bastard. Oh, and full view is not recommended, it's MANDATORY :evillaugh:

Comments are more than welcome, I just don't expect much critique on the artwork since it's only for fun. Oh, and before you comment, please remember, it's HUMOR.
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~CytoSkelly Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you like your girls to have lost some toes to frostbite?

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Let it rain mercury...
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~itland-9-13 Mar 11, 2012
This was fun!
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~Hokova Mar 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I dont think the movie is stupid but this was hilarious to read, tooXD

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(\\_/),I am the shipmaster!\' -Lokyiti
(o.o)
(><)This is mr.Bunny.Add him to ur profile to help him rule the world.

That frog looks freakin like Buddha!
-Be amazed from behind this door.I\'m not getting eaten by amazing zombies.
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~Hokova Mar 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
The girl part almost all fits my classmate:D

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(\\_/),I am the shipmaster!\' -Lokyiti
(o.o)
(><)This is mr.Bunny.Add him to ur profile to help him rule the world.

That frog looks freakin like Buddha!
-Be amazed from behind this door.I\'m not getting eaten by amazing zombies.
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Mood: Pirate ~Alberthein1 Feb 11, 2012
I'd drink to that.
It's not "the perfect" of those, no. But for humor, I say AYE.
Also, perfect would be a opinion, so if you think that's perfect, that's perfect - for you, ofcourse :)
Good humor you got there, I hope you do more of these.
(though this is probably one of your old works, Am I right?)

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Sir, I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
No wait! Better if eye brows google because waiting for the answer can't be beard!

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliof­obia - fear of long words
Keep moving forward, even if you fall, fall FORWARD!
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Mood: Love ~littlebri317 Jan 23, 2012
I like the list reminds me a lot of me and my boyfriend LOL
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Mood: Love ~carrottrees Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:') Oh wow , this is brilliant and I love the witches of eastwick :3

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I love carrots. That is all. Thank you. :)
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~Izburg Jan 17, 2012
i like his but idk if i agree with it
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~iceytoushirou Jan 13, 2012
oddly enough, most of those girl ones apply to me.......... well I am rather strange.

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❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

If you believe that same sex couples should be legally married, copy/paste this into your signature.

THIS GARDEN IS FOR EVERYONE!
- Darkrai
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~ari3ana3 Dec 27, 2011
yup, thats me :D

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Ill make my journal entry for the winner of your contest... I have a messege center on my page...
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