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The perfect scroll by princendymion The perfect scroll by princendymion
Pfffft... what's with all that "she's gotta be sweet, he's gotta be kind" crap. I need none of that! THIS is the real list.

A couple of weeks ago I saw this stupid stupid stupid Sandra Bullock movie, the one where she and Nicole Kidman are witches. Well, her character, as a child, casts a spell describing the perfect man, and she makes him impossible so she'd never fall in love. So... vaguely inspired by that, I decided to do my own list :giggle: And I decided to do both boy AND girl, so as to cover any chance =P

I'm sorry if it's huge, it wouldnt have worked the same way had I posted it in two pieces. Just scroll, you lazy bastard. Oh, and full view is not recommended, it's MANDATORY :evillaugh:

Comments are more than welcome, I just don't expect much critique on the artwork since it's only for fun. Oh, and before you comment, please remember, it's HUMOR.
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Asbebers Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
Hahahaha, amazing drawings. I share your points about the perfect girl, I must say. 
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purplepam2012 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
Hahaha!!! I love your illustrations!! Hahaha!! Great job!! :lmao:
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MoonPaw11 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I do all those things on the girl list except the cello :giggle:
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SteamHead1880 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For me, you nailed the perfect girl. You maid her sound like a real dork! And to be honest, I think is the best kind of gall their is!
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989466 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O_O wow the girl one theirs only 3 things that don't apply to me. 1. not not good at video games(although i try X3), 2. i dont have freckles on my back, just tiny scares that look like them. 3.i dont under stand math at all. and maybe half on the cello thing (im getting one in Christmas :D) other than that i do the rest of the things XD
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Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
Out of the girls, I have seven KD :iconrazycryplz: Dear god please help me.
Out of the guys, I have none, and know no one with them. :iconsuperw00tplz:
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odwild Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
Bloody brilliant :iconveryexcitedplz:
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PedroHenrique-2 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahhh i loved! Hillarious!
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Whitelupine Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love this! Perfectly (whatididthere) sums up my perfect man XD
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wolf--eyes Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
I love this! I think if you combined my friends and I you'd -almost*- have the perfect girl =P :+fav:
*none of us know how to play the cello
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