The perfect scroll

Pfffft... what's with all that "she's gotta be sweet, he's gotta be kind" crap. I need none of that! THIS is the real list.

A couple of weeks ago I saw this stupid stupid stupid Sandra Bullock movie, the one where she and Nicole Kidman are witches. Well, her character, as a child, casts a spell describing the perfect man, and she makes him impossible so she'd never fall in love. So... vaguely inspired by that, I decided to do my own list And I decided to do both boy AND girl, so as to cover any chance

I'm sorry if it's huge, it wouldnt have worked the same way had I posted it in two pieces. Just scroll, you lazy bastard. Oh, and full view is not recommended, it's MANDATORY

Comments are more than welcome, I just don't expect much critique on the artwork since it's only for fun. Oh, and before you comment, please remember, it's HUMOR.